Exhibit A: This was the first wall I painted.
Step 1: Get into your car and drive to your local hardware store.
Step 2: Go directly to the paint aisle.
Step 3: Stand in front of the greens for awhile.
Step 4: Decide that you can’t decide on just one shade of green, and buy a bucket of Every. Single. One.
Step 5: Drive home.
Step 6: Proceed to spread all the lovely shades of green into every nook and cranny of your otherwise charming little home.
Step 7: Wait 20 to 25 years.
Step 8: Sell your house to me.
Voila! I’m a little annoyed with you.
