You have been my best friend for twenty-eight years. We have the experience of a shared childhood getting dirty, fighting over clothes, and hiding in the bathroom arming ourselves with cans of hairspray against imaginary foes. We were each others’ nursemaids, wardrobe consultants, beauty advisors and video libraries. We have exchanged shouts of laughter and dodged flying objects amid angry yells. We were beacons to each other when life was at its darkest. You are the beautiful, adventurous, outstanding auntie who loves her niece and nephews as though they were your own. For seven years, they haven’t had to share your affection or attention with anyone. You were all theirs. We have had you to ourselves long enough. And it’s time they got a new uncle. Happy wedding in just 6 days!
