Scene: Creed and I are outside exploring our new yard. He has gathered specimens of foliage from the trees and bushes growing in our fertile soil. He picks through them, selects several of varying sizes and shapes, and promptly places them in his mouth, chews them up, and swallows them.
Me: (through the giggling) Ew! Yuck! Why did you do that? We have plenty of snacks in the house!
Him: (deadpan) What? I’m part snail.
