Today I sprinted across a parking lot.
Well, as much as one can sprint when one has a basketball up their shirt.
I caught up to the paper that had flown out of my car when I opened the door to vacuum it. I stepped on the blasted paper to keep it from blowing away, but something was off in my timing of reaching to grab the paper and the lifting of my foot and it slipped out of my grasp. And out of my reach. By now it has probably blown all the way to Utah. The contractions that this little sprint started haven’t gone away.
I have a kidney stone with a diameter the size of a dime sitting in my right kidney. It hurts.
Jack fell off his scooter and landed on the concrete face first. We are glad he didn’t lose any teeth.
My brothers, who live twelve hours away, drove up to spend spring break with us. Dude, it was awesome. Check out my “Photos” tab to see pictures from their visit.
My 23 year old brother sat down with my friend and me and made a traditional Peeps Bouquet.
I ate two bags of Cadbury Mini Eggs yesterday.
We don’t know what to name our baby. When I tell someone the list of names we are considering, I get laughed at.
The End.
