Friday, July 6, 2007

Slime and Snails

Scene: Creed and I are outside exploring our new yard. He has gathered specimens of foliage from the trees and bushes growing in our fertile soil. He picks through them, selects several of varying sizes and shapes, and promptly places them in his mouth, chews them up, and swallows them.


Me: (through the giggling) Ew! Yuck! Why did you do that? We have plenty of snacks in the house!


Him: (deadpan) What? I’m part snail.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

25 Places Where My Keys Were Not Found

1. On the shelf where I usually leave them

2. In my purse

3. In the pocket of the pants I was wearing when I had them last

4. In the bags I carried in when I returned home from the last place I had driven. (Swimming in the local river with the kids, FYI)

5. On the counter next to the bags I carried in when I returned home from the last place I had driven

6. Under, around, or anywhere near the bags I carried in when I returned home from the last place I had driven

7. Next to Stella, who I had put down for a nap after a fun morning of swimming in the local river

8. On, in, or around the toilet or the bathroom sink

9. Next to the sandwich making supplies

10. By the washer and dryer

11. Mixed in with the towels we used at the river

12. Folded in with any of the clean laundry I did later that afternoon

13. The freezer

14. The refrigerator

15. The microwave

16. The silverware drawer

17. Under the couches

18. Under the couch cushions

19. In the casserole we had for dinner

20. In the garbage

21. In the ignition

22. On the garage floor

23. In my make-up bag

24. Inside any shoe in the entire house

25. The fireplace